咱們的車出了點“小問題”
Honey, We've got a little car trouble
咱們的車出了點“小問題”
A wrfe said to her husband, "We've got trouble with the car;it has water in the carburstor . "The husband exclaimed, "Water in the carburetor ? That's ridiculous!"The wife repeated, "I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor. The husband said, "But you don't even know what a carburetor is Where's the car? And the wife replied, "ln the swimming pooll"
有位太太對先生說：“我們的車子出問題了!化油器進水了。”先生說：“化油器進水?真是荒謬!”太太重複道：“我告訴你，車子的化油墨進水了!”先生說：“可是你連化油器是什麼都搞不清楚啊l車子在哪兒?”太太回答：“游泳池裡!”
雙語笑話 同樣的服務
The same service
同樣的服務
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
有位結婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顧問請教。
"When I was first married, I was very happy. l'd come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog would race around barking,and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers,and my wife barks at me."
"新婚時我非常幸福。在市區的.商店裡累了一天，回到家裡，小狗圍著我又跑又叫，妻子忙給我拿來拖鞋。現在一切都變了。小狗給我叼來拖鞋，妻子對我又喊又叫。”
"I don't know what you're complaining about ,"said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."
“我不知道你有什麼可抱怨的，”顧問說，“你得到的服務還是同樣的嘛。”
英語幽默笑話：出什麼問題了
英語幽默笑話：出什麼問題了
What was wrong ?
出什麼問題了？
When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. MY friend Lisa, who was born and raised there, was completely blase. I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began to looked worried untill stammered，"I think that we-re having anearth quake.”"Thank goodrx}ss,"Linda said.I thought something was wrong with my car."
當我剛搬到加州住的時候，我對地震極為緊張。而我那位在加州土生土長的朋友麗莎卻對此完全無動於衷.我記得有一次我們在等紅燈的時候，她的本田車開始抖動起來。她看起來很擔心，直到我結結巴巴地說：“我想我們是碰到地震了。“她立刻鬆了一口氣說道，“謝天謝地，我還以為是我的車出問題了。”
英語幽默笑話：肉食部
英語幽默笑話：肉食部
The meat department
肉食部
My office is in a building remodeled from a former supermarket.
我的辦公室設在由超市改裝過的一座大廈裡。
One day I overheard the receptionist gI、 ting directions over the phone. "Remember the old grocery store?n she asked thecaller. "You‘¨find us in the meat dopartment.“
有一天，我聽見前臺祕書在電話裡描述我們的位置。她說：“記得老雜貨店嗎？你能在肉食部找到我們。”
單詞&片語
direction light 向燈
optimist 樂觀主義者
perimist 悲觀主義者
brag about 對…自誇：吹噓…
observe 觀察：研究
outfit 全套裝備，全套工具
remodel 比重建
department 部，部門
知道不知道
汽車部件名詞術語
引擎蓋-bonnet：hood
後備箱- boot；trunk
擋泥板-mudflap
輪胎- tyre：tire
後視鏡（車內中央，矩形的）- rearview mirror
方向盤-steering wheel
安全帶-seat belt
變速桿（排擋）-gear shift，shift lever
手剎車-hand-brake lever
腳剎車（踏板）-brake pedal
油門（踏板）-accelerator pedal
離合器（踏板）-clutch pedal
英語幽默笑話故事：百萬富翁
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Millionaire
百萬富翁
CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
CEO：我妻子使我成為百萬富翁。
Assistant: "What were you before?“
助手：以前你是什麼？
CEO:”a multimillionaire.“
CEO：千萬宣翁。
英語笑話故事：心不在焉的丈夫
英語笑話故事：心不在焉的丈夫
An absent-minded husband
心不在焉的丈夫
I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.
我陪丈夫一起出差，他帶著他的筆記本電腦。到了機場出口處時， 有位檢查員要他開啟包。但是包鎖上了，機場工作人員耐心地等著我那窘迫的丈夫設法回想起暗鎖的密碼。最後他終於想起來了。
“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.
”你為什麼那麼緊張呢？“我問他。
"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary．my husband confessed.
“密碼是我們的結婚紀念日。”他承認道”
