That Is Not My Dog!
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bit."
The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.
"Ouch!" She says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
那不是我的狗
一個婦人走進一家寵物店，看見一隻很可愛的小狗。她問店主："你的狗咬人嗎?"
店主說："不，我的狗不咬人。"
於是這個婦人試著撫摸小狗，可是小狗卻咬了她。
"哎喲!"婦人說，"我想你剛才還說你的狗不咬人。"
店主人回答說："那不是我的狗。"
小升中英語雙語閱讀：狼來了Wolf Is Coming
There is a naughty boy in a village. He likes telling lies. One day he wants to make fun of the farmers. So he shouts, "Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!" The kind farmers are working in the field. They hear the shout, and hurry to help the boy. But when get there, the boy says: "There isn't a wolf. I'm joking. The farers are angry and go back to their field. After a while the biy shouts again, "Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!" And the farmers come and are cheated again. The boy laughs and laughs. They say, "You tell lies. We will not believe you."
Later a wolf really comes. The boy is very scared. "Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is coming!" the boy shouts and shouts. "Help! Help!" But no one comes. And wolf eats the naughty boy.
狼來了村子裡有個淘氣的小男孩，他喜歡撒謊。一天，他想捉弄村名，就大喊："狼來了!狼來了!" 善良的村民們正在地裡幹活，聽到喊聲，趕快去救他。俄式他們到了那裡，男孩說："沒有狼。我跟你們開完先的。"村民很生氣，回到田裡。不一會，那孩子大喊：狼來了!狼來了!"村民來了，卻再次被欺騙。男孩開心地大笑，村民們說："你說謊。我們再也不會相信你了。"
後來狼真的來了。男孩十分害怕。 "狼來了!狼來了!"他大聲呼喊，"救命啊!救命!"但是沒人來。結果這個淘氣的男孩被狼吃了。
小升中英語雙語閱讀：聰明的烏龜A Smart Tortoise
A tiger is hungry, he is looking for food. He sees a frog in front of him.
"Ha ha! A frog! My dinner!" so he rushes at the frog.
Behind the tiger, there is a tortoise. The little tortoise sees it; he bites the tiger's tail.
"Ouch!" cries the tiger and he looks back. The frog hears the voice and jumps into water.
"Thank you, little tortoise." says the frog.
But the tiger is very angry. "Bother it! I'll throw you to the sky!"
"Thank you, I like flying in the sky," says the tortoise.
The tiger stops, "I will throw you into the river."
"Oh,no! I can't swim; I will die if you throw me into the water." The tiger threw the tortoise into the water quickly.
"Thank you, Mr. Tiger. Bye-bye." The tortoise and the frog swim away together.
聰明的烏龜
一隻老虎很飢餓，他正在尋找食物。他看到一隻青蛙在他前面。
"哈哈!一隻青蛙，我有晚餐啦!"於是，他撲向青蛙。
在老虎的後邊，有一隻烏龜。小烏龜看見了，他猛咬一下啊老虎的尾巴。
"哎呦!"老虎疼得叫起來並回頭看看。此時青蛙聽見了老虎的聲音，他迅速跳進水裡。
"謝謝你，小烏龜。"青蛙說。
大事老虎十分憤怒："討厭!我要把你扔到天上去。"
"謝謝你，我喜歡在天空飛翔。"烏龜說。
老虎停下來："那我就把你扔到到水裡。"
"哦，不!我不會游泳，如果你把我扔井水裡我會死的。"老虎很快就把烏龜仍進水了。
"謝謝你，老虎先生，再見!"烏龜和青蛙一起遊走了。
小升中英語雙語閱讀：一隻口渴的狗The Thirsty Dog
A dog is very thirsty. But he only sees some empty pails. There is no water in them. The dog goes on looking for water. He comes to a small house. There is a girl in it. The girl goes out with a pail. "She goes to a well," the dog thinks and follows her. The dog is right. The girl comes to a well and puts down the pail, and the pail is full of water, there the girl goes back to her house.
" Water! Great!" the dog says and runs to the well. He jumps into the well without thought."
The water is good. The dog is happy and drinks much. But he can't jump out of the well. He waits and waits. But no one comes. "I'm hungry now. I must go out," he thinks.
At the time a thirsty goat comes to the well. He looks at the water and the dog. "Is the water good?" the goat asks. " Of course. Come down," the dog says. Then the goat jumps into the well, too. Then dog is happy. He jumps on the goat's back and jumps out of the well.
The dog has a look at the goat and says, "Goodbye!" Then he leaves.
一隻口渴的狗
有一隻狗口很渴，他只找到一些空空的水桶，裡面沒有水。他繼續找水。他來到一座小房子前面。房子裡住著一個小姑娘。小姑娘拎著只水桶出來了。 "她要去打水。"狗想道，並跟在她後面。果然不錯，小姑娘來到一口井邊，把水桶放入井裡，水桶水滿了。然後小姑娘回去了。
"水!太好了!"狗叫著跑過去。他想也沒想就跳下井去了。
井水真的不錯。狗可高興了。喝了許多水，但是他沒有辦法跳出來了。他等了好久，但是沒有人來。 "我餓了，我得出去。"他想著。
這時候一隻口渴的山羊到井邊來了，他看了看井水和這隻狗。"這水好和嗎?"山羊問狗："當然了。快下來吧。"狗回答說。於是山羊也跳到井裡了。狗高興極了。他跳上山羊的背，又跳出了水井。
狗看了一眼山羊說聲："再見。"就跑開了。
小升中英語雙語閱讀：小紅帽Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is a lovely girl. She likes red hats. So her mother calls her little Red Riding Hood.
Her grandma loves her very much. But now she is ill. Her mother is busy. So she asks little Riding Hood to see her grandma.
In the forest, a wolf sees little Red Riding Hood, "Look, little Riding Hood. I have children for lunch, the path goes to her grandma's house."
The wolf comes to grandma's house and eats grandma. Then he wears grandma's glasses and clothes, and in her bed.
After a while, little Red Riding Hood comes to grandma's bed. To her surprise, grandma's mouth is very big. So she asks: "Grandma, why is your mouth so big?" "I eat little girls with this mouth." And he rushed at little Red Riding Hood.
"Help! Help!" The wolf runs after little Red Riding Hood. At this time, a hunter passes through the house. He shoots the wolf and saves little Red Riding Hood. Then he cuts the wolf and grandma comes out.
小紅帽
小紅帽是一個可愛的女孩。她喜歡紅帽子，於是她媽媽就叫她小紅帽。
她的祖母很愛小紅帽，但現在她生病了。小紅帽的'媽媽非常忙，所有她讓小紅帽去看望祖母。在森林裡，一隻狼看見了小紅帽。"瞧啊!小紅帽。午餐有小孩子可以吃啦!這是一條去她祖母家的路。"
狼來到了祖母家並吃掉了祖母。然後他戴上祖母的眼鏡，並穿上祖母的衣服並睡在祖母的床上。過了一段時間，小紅帽來到了祖母的床前，使她吃驚的是祖母的嘴巴非常大。於是她問："祖母，為什麼你的嘴巴這麼大?""用它來吃小女孩。"狼說這就撲向小紅帽。
"救命，救命!狼追著小紅帽。正在此時，一個獵人路過這兒，他用槍打死了狼並救出小紅帽;然後他剝開狼的肚子，救出祖母。"
小升中英語雙語閱讀：可憐的喬治Poor George
George is a little monkey. He lives in a deep forest. He likes jumping and climbing trees. He is happy every day. But he has a shortcoming. He is curious.
One day an old man goes by the forest. He carries a lot of straw hats. George sees the man, and the man sees George, too. The man says to himself, "What a lovely monkey! I will catch him. I will take him home."
The man sits down and thinks over. George sees and also sits down. The man has an idea. He puts a hat on his head, and puts other hats on the ground. Then he pretends to sleep.
George is curious and looks at the hats. "I will be nice if I put a hat on my head." George thinks. Then he climbs down from the tree, picks up a hat and puts it on. The hat is too big, and covers George's eyes. George can't see. And the man gets up at once, rushes out and catches him quickly.
Poor George!
可憐的喬治
喬治是一隻小猴子。他住在大森林裡。他喜歡在樹上跳來跳去，爬上爬下。他整天都樂呵呵的。但是他有個毛病，就是太好奇。
一天，一個老人路過大森林，他帶著許多草帽。喬治看見了這個老人，老人也看見他了。;老人自言自語道："多可愛的猴子啊!我要捉住他，把他帶回家去。"
老人坐下來。想著辦法。喬治看見了，也坐下來。
不一會老人有個辦法，他戴上一頂帽子，又把其他帽子放在地上，然後假裝睡覺。
喬治很好奇，看看帽子，心想："要是我戴上一頂，肯定好看。"於是爬下樹，撿起一頂帽子戴在頭上。可是帽子太大了，遮住了他的眼睛了。那個老人一下站起來，衝過去，迅速地捉住喬治。
可憐的喬治啊!
