The problem with GUYS
If you treat them nicely,he says you are in love with him;
If you don't,he says you are proud.
If you dress nicely,he says you are trying to lure him;
If you don't ,he says you are from Kampunc.
If you argue with him,he says you are stubborn;
If you keep silent,he says you have no brains.
If you are smater than him,he will lose face;
If he is smarter than you ,he is great,but you are fool.
If you don't love him,he tries to possess you;
If you love him,he will try to leave you.
If you tell him your problem,he says you are troublesome;
If don't ,he says that you don't trust him.
男人的'問題是：
如果你對他好，他說你愛上他了。
對他不好，他說你驕傲。
如果你穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他。
如果不，他說你是鄉下來的。
如果你跟他理論，他說你固執。
如果你沉默，他說你沒大腦！
如果你比他聰明，他會感到丟臉。
如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧，而你是傻瓜。
如果你不愛他，他想擁有你。
如果你愛他，他就想離開你。
如果你告訴他你的問題，他說你麻煩。
如果不，他說你不信任他。
v. 引誘,誘惑
例句：
The travel brochure lured me into taking a Caribbean vacation.
這本旅遊小冊子誘使我去加勒比地區度假。
born adj. 頑固的,倔強的
例句：
He is as stubborn as a donkey.
他像驢子一樣倔強。
ess v. 持有,剋制,為...著迷
例句：
The police asked me if I possessed a gun.
警察問我是否有槍。
