那些年，我們還是孩子的時候，一定曾經幹過不少與父親有關的趣事。下面是兩篇與父親有關的英語趣味閱讀，喜歡的請多多關注應屆畢業生考試網。
Dead Seagull
死去的海鷗
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son Bob ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
一位父親帶著孩子在沙灘玩。四歲的.兒子鮑伯跑向他，抓著他的手領他到岸邊，在沙灘上發現一隻死去的海鷗。
"Daddy, what happened to him?" Bob asked.
“爸爸，他怎麼了?”鮑伯問。
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.
“他死了並去了天堂。”爸爸回答道。
Bob thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
鮑伯想了一分鐘後問：“上帝又把它扔回來了嗎?”
與父親有關的趣味英語閱讀篇二Poor Preacher
窮困潦倒的傳教士
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
禮拜後男孩問牧師：“我長大後會給你一些錢。”
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
“好啊，謝謝你。”牧師回答道：“不過為什麼?”
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
“因為我爸爸說你是我們見過的最窮的傳教士之一。”
