1、神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
2、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
3、Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
4、鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。
5、“努力工作從來不會害死誰”，不過我何必去冒這個風險呢？
6、每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。
7、愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。（暗中成像）
8、不要等明天交不上差再找藉口, 今天就要找好。
9、Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
10、A dreis like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
12、後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
13、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
14、The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn.
15、“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
16、要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡。
17、“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
18、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
19、Every man should marry. After all, happineis not the only thing in life.
20、Behind every successful man,there is a behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
21、學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少, 為什麼學來著
22、“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
23、“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
24、每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個。
25、成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯絡)。
26、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
27、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
28、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
29、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
30、每個單身漢都應該結婚。畢竟，人生不能只是尋歡作樂埃
31、Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
32、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
33、聰明的人不結婚,結婚的`人不再聰明。
34、應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
35、服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
36、要用心愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公逮祝
37、“工作令我著迷”，我可以迷上好半天。
38、When two’s company, three’s the result!
39、兩人搭個伴，寶寶是結晶！
