自從有了QQ之後，就開始聊天。聊天之後，就有快樂，就有煩惱。下面我就把令人為之最討厭的三句話(又稱：令人傾倒的三句話)總結一下，請大家批評指正。
內容來自網際網路，稍作修改
第一句話：你是誰. (通常我看到這句話，如果不認識的，直接拉黑。)
評價：我是誰，我知道我是誰?平時如果到人家去串門，進到冰冷的防盜門前按門鈴，人家從門眼裡往外看半天問你聲，你是誰啊?要是熟悉的朋友，大著嗓門喊一聲“是我氨就行了。如果不認識，說句是你家那誰讓我來的，也能打發過去。即人總需要參照物來表明自己的身份，單個人是無法說清楚我是誰的。可是在網上，你怎麼說明自己是誰?你說我是常在XY論壇灌水的水龍王，對方回答說我沒有去過那個論壇呀，你不又得為之傾倒?到這個時候可真是兩眼一抹黑，叫天天不應叫地地不靈。如果還儲存有聊天記錄，向下做個深入挖掘也許還能找到什麼線索，然後原話給他發過去，他也許能想起你誰。要是對方還健忘，你只好把他請到黑名單裡面看茶上坐就行了。 (有些剛加完就開口問我是誰，要是不認識的請就不要加啦，我說是你加我的，他還來一句：哦，是嗎?不是你加我的嗎?狂汗)
第二句話：哦
評價：一個字回覆的“哦”是很容易讓人為之傾倒的。如果你累得手指頭髮麻敲了一頁字給對方看，對方看完了之後回了這麼一個字“哦”，你能不為之感慨萬千?你猜得出她要表達什麼意思嗎?通常回這話的都是MM。她是肯定你的觀點論述對你表示欽佩贊同呢還是對你不厭其煩讓你趕緊住嘴?恐怕通常情況下應該是後者，因為她如果贊同你，她會說你說的真好，你說的很有道理。那麼既然是後者，我打這麼多字你就給我回一個字，咱拜拜了。把你晾一邊玩掃雷。往往等到過了半天，MM就會回訊息說，你怎麼不理我了?哦，又是讓人為之傾倒的多情語言?你為什麼不理她了?那就給她回一句：哦。
第三句話是：你是男是女
評價：通常碰到這樣問話的我都是讓他去看我資料去。我的資料最詳細，幾乎每個空格都據實填寫了，憑那些資料足以斷定我這個人是幹什麼吃的，是男是女。但是人家看上你把你加到好友的時候，就不看你那詳盡無比的資料。你就只好乾瞪眼了。我那次碰到的這個小網民還很有個性，他說一定要我親自告訴他我的性別。我一看小子架子還很端正，直接就把他給請到黑名單上去了。
擴充套件閱讀：
非常經典有深度的電影英文臺詞
1.一個人總要走陌生的路，看陌生的風景，聽陌生的歌，然後在某個不經意的瞬間，你會發現，原本是費盡心機想要忘記的事情真的就那麼忘記了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福，不是長生不老，不是大魚大肉，不是權傾朝野。幸福是每一個微小的生活願望達成。當你想吃的時候有得吃，想被愛的時候有人來愛你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.愛情是燈，友情是影子，當燈滅了，你會發現你的周圍都是影子。朋友，是在最後可以給你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.愛情，要麼讓人成熟，要麼讓人墮落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重，舉得起放不下的叫負重。可惜，大多數人的愛情，都是負重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我們每個人都生活在各自的過去中，人們會用一分鐘的時間去認識一個人，用一小時的`時間去喜歡一個人，再用一天的時間去愛上一個人，到最後呢，卻要用一輩子的時間去忘記一個人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一個人一生可以愛上很多的人，等你獲得真正屬於你的幸福之後，你就會明白一起的傷痛其實是一種財富，它讓你學會更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年輕的時候會想要談很多次戀愛，但是隨著年齡的增長，終於領悟到愛一個人，就算用一輩子的時間，還是會嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個人，體諒這個人，直到愛上為止，是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.當明天變成了今天成為了昨天，最後成為記憶裡不再重要的某一天，我們突然發現自己在不知不覺中已被時間推著向前走，這不是靜止火車裡，與相鄰列車交錯時，彷彿自己在前進的錯覺，而是我們真實的在成長，在這件事裡成了另一個自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.離開我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補也會遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾經擁有的，不要忘記。不能得到的，更要珍惜。屬於自己的，不要放棄。已經失去的，留作回憶。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜歡並習慣了對變化的東西保持著距離，這樣才會知道什麼是最不會被時間拋棄的準則。比如愛一個人，充滿變數，我於是後退一步，靜靜的看著，直到看見真誠的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的愛是俯視而生，而女人的愛是仰視而生。如果愛情像座山，那麼男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的愛情是你通過一個人看到整個世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人捨棄世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前，應該一直留有一個地方，獨自留在那裡。然後去愛。不知道是什麼，不知道是誰，不知道如何去愛，也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情，也許永遠都沒有人。可是，這種等待，就是愛情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有誰不曾為那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以為那份痴情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我們才發現，它一直都是很輕，很輕的。我們以為愛的很深，很深，來日歲月，會讓你知道，它不過很淺，很淺。最深和最重的愛，必須和時日一起成長。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在這個世界上，只有真正快樂的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果沒有感性，就要理性;如果沒有理性，就要有自知之明;如果連這個都沒有了，她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的愛情，需要的不是傷心，而是時間，一段可以用來遺忘的時間。一顆被深深傷了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.
