Unit 3 The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen
單元 3 最棒的事
Three old men were sitting around and talking.
三個老頭坐在一起聊天。
The 80-year-old remarked, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee."
八十歲的老頭說：“對我來說最棒的事，就是可以好好小個便。”
"I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."
“我現在都要站個二十分鐘一滴一滴地小便，而且還會痛，得一直跑廁所才行。”
The 85-year-old remarked, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement."
八十五歲的老頭說：“對我來說最棒的`事，就是可以好好大個便。”
I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."
“各種可以弄到的瀉藥我都試過了，還是沒什麼用。”
Then the 90-year-old remarked, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee."
九十歲的老頭說：“我都沒有這些問題。每天早上六點整，我都會舒服而盡情地小便。”
"At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m."
“六點半一到，就會舒服地大便。對我來說最棒的事，就是我能不能在早上七點前醒來。”
